Loryn's art, again.

This time she's done us proud.

I came downstairs to log onto my email before bed, and what do I find but this.

I'm guessing that's what you call a stink cloud behind Kirby. I mean, it only makes sense!

More of Loryn's pics

Loryn's PPG picture

She did this, all by herself, using our computer's paint program.

She does this stuff all the time. Sometimes it's Power Puff Girls, sometimes it's the Simpsons or Family Guy characters, more often than not it's Mario or Yoshi.

Pretty impressive, huh?

NYC pics, or Flight of the Conchords and 30 Rock Obsession

I love New York City. I'd visit NYC every month, if I could. I'd take long weekends and drive up, do a little sight-seeing, some shopping, some people-watching, and see a Broadway show, then get right back in the car and head home. No sweat.

Oh, to be young and wealthy!

These pics are from my trip to NY on May 16. My buddy won tickets to Saturday Night Live's season finale, and was kind enough to invite me to go with. The season finale, by the way, was hosted by Will Ferrell (Yes, he did a "Jeopardy" sketch), and the musical guest was Green Day.

No small potatoes, there.

But I was SUPER psyched to see the surprise guests: Tom Hanks, Mya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Anne Hathaway...oh, and Paul Rudd! *sigh*

I screamed for Paul Rudd. I did. At the end of the show, the last sketch. There's a little bit of silence, and I shriek like a banshee, "Paul Rudd, I love you!".

And my husband still loves me. Imagine that.

Pics 2 and 4 above are of the apartment building that Flight of the Conchords "live" in. I had little butterflies in my stomach, thinking that maybe...just maybe...Jemaine would walk out the door and onto that stoop as I posed there.

Pathetic, huh? :-D





























Shit, I'd take Bret. I'm not that picky. ;-)

Sweet and White and Highly Refined

Too funny not to share.



"My dungarees make them hung-a-ree". Love it.

Something funny Ashlyn just said

While Tori was playing a PS3 game (not sure which one):

You know, Tori...Robots need love, too!

That is all. :-)

Urban Dictionary Meme

Urban Dictionary Game! (I found this on Zenmomma's blog...she is made of Win!)

Rules:
a) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
b) Post your favorite definition it gives you -- or just post the first one. (or multiple answers if it's just too funny.)
c) Tag 4 people. Leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.
d) Those people, if so inspired, should do the same.


1) Your Name?
Paige: an awesome girl. She always is fun and hilarious. and very hott. and guys always want her.

guy:that girl is so hott she must me a paige.
guy2:omg yeah she definately acts like a paige.

also: A type of Chipmunk, usually found in Australia.

Oh Snap!! A crazed Paige!! Shes going on a rampage!!

2) Your age?
35: Means (male) masturbation. (Ummm...who knew?) Propably due the following joke:

Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7.

Man #1: What were those numbers all about?
Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized. When I say 1, I unzip the zipper.
When I say 2, I take my dick out.
When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin.
When I say 4, I piss.
When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin.
When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear.
And when I say 7, I zip the zipper.

But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!!

Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting.

3) Your favorite drink?
Iced Tea: A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. Both refreshing and caffeinated, but be careful what you order -- Southerners like it really, really sweet.

Ah, iced tea. My wirewater of choice.

4) Favorite color?
Green: 1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit

5) Birthplace?
Richmond: two cities; the most ghetto-ass shit holes

I got shot once in Richmond, California.
One time, in Richmond, Virginia, I was raped!

6) Month of your birth?
February: The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."

7) Where you live now?
Staunton: Staunton isn't defined yet

Hmmm...let's try my other home: Azeroth

Azeroth: a fictional place in World of Warcraft where Blizzard Games favors children and whiners over people who actually can pay for the monthly subscription and dont live in their parents basement.

Paladin: ZOMGBBQ!! that fucking shaman whooped my 13 year old ass in PvP!! *scribbles petition in green crayon to Blizzard*


9) Your super power if you had super powers?
Telekinesis: The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

10) Best insult?
Douche: George W. Bush, president of the United States.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

Tag, you're it! I'm tagging: Adesa and Gleamer, cuz they rock out with the Urban Dictionary, and anyone else who feels like doing this. Let me know if you decide to play!